This will be my epitaph.
I think an epitaph is supposed to sing the praises of the deceased, but this is what I want written on my gravestone:
“Be nicer to your kids!”
People will probably take it as regret that I wasn’t nicer, but that’s okay with me if it gets any parents thinking about how to be nicer, themselves. I’d like to think that I could keep on helping kids have better lives, even after I’m dead and gone.